Devious Little D: “Let’s use these flags for swords!”
Buddy: “No Little D! We can’t! America is too special.”
Here’s to a safe, happy and respectful 4th of July.
Let’s just be clear… I will most definitely not be respectful to the neighbors who insist on doing fireworks every night in July. No respect for you. In fact I think I will send my cranky sleepless kids to your house early tomorrow morning. Your turn for no sleep.