Apparently I have a big backside

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I had to break into my 86-year-old German neighbor’s teeny-tiny bathroom window because she had locked herself out of her house. Instead of getting a “thanks” I get told in a thick german accent “you are not-a-so skinny in de back.” 

Hey Wanda, I’d like to see you shimmy through a 12 inch wide window that’s 6 feet off the ground.

Thanks for the self esteem boost and next time remember your dang key!

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